Monday, June 04, 2007

Bethy's Funny Words-Aged 3.5

As anyone with a child who has discovered words will know, it is now a time for fondly reflecting on those days when they were 'without voice'.

However now whilst driving you mad they also have some very funny moments.


We have created a poster on the wall which we write some of Bethany's funniest phrases and words on, we want to be able to remember and of course she will want to know when she is older!


Here is what we have so far...

Bethany: "Mammy, can I be the doctor? Can we pretend to be in the hobbital??"

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Bethany: "Mammy! Where are you going!? The shop is that way"
Mammy: "I need petrol first babe"
Bethany: "Mammy, just try, anything is possible"

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Mammy: "You need to get those toys tidied up please"
Bethany: "Its OK mammy, just get over it"

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Bethany: "Oooh look its a shit"
Mammy: "A what??!!!??!!?" (looks over to see a boat)
Mammy: "Oh you mean a shiP?"
Bethany: "Yeah, a big shit-P!"

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Bethany: "Don't worry mammy, it was only an askident"

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Bethany: "Oh, who wronged up my picture??!!"

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Bethany: "Daddy, did you see Noddy and his taski?"

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And our favourite from today which shouldn't be funny at all, but just was because of her outburst (poor girl was sick in the car!)


"Aaarrrgggh, I'VE VOMMED ON WHITEY!!!!"

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Now some would say she can only learn these words from somewhere...and we can only hold ourselves partially responsible!!!